My cousin was riding his bike when a car crashed against him. While he was falling down he started to see dragons. A monkey took him and carried him to the forest where he ate some mushrooms.
A unicorn appeared and took him to the North Pole, where there were lots of penguins fighting with bears and a lot of heads started to roll. A dragon was coming where he stayed, when a wave of fat people converted in zombies covered in blood were attacking Santa Claus. He went out in the back of the dragon to the place where he crashed.